Doin’ It Wrong Level: Fake Doctor’s Note
Your boss can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in his time. LINK
Students have been on a hilarious roll lately. Last week, a fourth grade student named Flint was so pleased with the local weatherman's visit to his school that he sent him a letter, claiming the weather man was cooler than "a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn LINK
Even though first-grader Gianna missed class today to see Michelle Obama speak in Philadelphia, she made sure to get an absence note from the First lady LINK
MW, my 7-year-old nephew, composed this handcrafted masterpiece for his mom on her birthday. It’s beyond words.But here are a few anyway:1. Sydney is the dog. No mention of MW’s younger brother, but he undoubtedly loves his mama, too.2. Mother and son both have beautiful eyes. True story. Probably genetic.3. Correctly spelling “beautiful” — twice – is impressive at any age.4. My sister-in-law really does make the best gwockomoly.5. Nothing says “happy birthday” like hearts. And bananas.*****. LINK
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A six-year-old boy forged a dismissal note with a highlighter pen on finger painting paper to get out of an after-school program – and his school accepted it.Gannon Farley, from Middleboro, Massachusetts, was fed up with playing with Legos at his day care center and wanted to go home to play on his Wii instead. So the Henry B. Burkland Elementary School first-grader forged a handwritten note in fluorescent yellow marker, which said: ‘Dery [dear] Mrs. Trotty [Trottier]. Gannon is not going to the prgrogm [program]. LINK
Your boss can tell by the pixels, and from seeing quite a few shops in his time. LINK
Students have been on a hilarious roll lately. Last week, a fourth grade student named Flint was so pleased with the local weatherman's visit to his school that he sent him a letter, claiming the weather man was cooler than "a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out [of] bacon riding a cyborg unicorn LINK
Even though first-grader Gianna missed class today to see Michelle Obama speak in Philadelphia, she made sure to get an absence note from the First lady LINK
MW, my 7-year-old nephew, composed this handcrafted masterpiece for his mom on her birthday. It’s beyond words.But here are a few anyway:1. Sydney is the dog. No mention of MW’s younger brother, but he undoubtedly loves his mama, too.2. Mother and son both have beautiful eyes. True story. Probably genetic.3. Correctly spelling “beautiful” — twice – is impressive at any age.4. My sister-in-law really does make the best gwockomoly.5. Nothing says “happy birthday” like hearts. And bananas.*****. LINK
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A six-year-old boy forged a dismissal note with a highlighter pen on finger painting paper to get out of an after-school program – and his school accepted it.Gannon Farley, from Middleboro, Massachusetts, was fed up with playing with Legos at his day care center and wanted to go home to play on his Wii instead. So the Henry B. Burkland Elementary School first-grader forged a handwritten note in fluorescent yellow marker, which said: ‘Dery [dear] Mrs. Trotty [Trottier]. Gannon is not going to the prgrogm [program]. LINK
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